Kezia’s getting that Lib Dem feeling
SO, KEZIA Dugdale has joined I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!
Being stuck with the same small band of folk day after day with no escape. Well, at least now she knows what it’s like to be a Lib Dem.
Kez was shockingly beaten in her first Bushtucker Trial and failed in a bid to be elected leader.
And here’s me thinking she went to the jungle to get away from it all.
Sleeping in hammocks and perching on logs, Kezia will struggle to find a seat in the jungle. And might find it even harder when she gets back.
Asked how she felt about all the snakes, rats and slippery eels, Kezia said she’ll be glad to get away from her fellow MSPs for a while.
She said she hopes to make some new pals in there, which might happen – 22 per cent of Brits say they’ve made a good friend from speaking to someone in a queue or coffee shop.
Everyone else who was polled was fae London.
The same survey also found that as a nation we appear to be ruder now than at any time in the past.
In fairness, we don’t have the exact figures as several of the pollsters are currently having the clipboards surgically removed from their bahookies.
The most enlightening finding was that 68 per cent of Scots families eat their evening meal with their kids. Fair enough. The other 32 per cent use a knife and fork.