True or false? Poll the other one, guys

APPARENTLY men lie twice as much as women. This is according to a new poll that I heard about from my girlfriend – Scarlett Johansson.

It’s hard to know what to believe these days. Russian cyber teams are supposedly spreading false information about flu jabs in the UK. They say it’s the start of the Common Cold War.

Apparently a patient first became suspicious of Russian influence after his doctor took out a needle. That was inside a bigger needle. That was inside an even bigger needle. Or the Tories want to rebrand themselves the caring party after the disaster at the last general election. A spokesperson said they want to help the most hopeless and vulnerable stay in work. Starting with their own leader.

Then there’s Uber, who revealed that 2.7million British passengers and drivers were affected by a 2016 data breach that was covered up for more than a year. It’s scary that these hackers now know where you live. And one day, who knows, some Uber drivers might too. ●Researchers have discovered that sheep have a wide variety of emotions. Despite getting depressed, there are no reports of any sheep getting suicidal. Although many do end up as jumpers. ●Apple have been working to fix a serious bug in their Mac operating system, which makes it possible to gain entry to the machine without a password. Hackers could use it to fleece Apple users. Which has upset the company greatly. As that’s their job.