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THE BILL DRAMA, 12pm IN A pub quiz of “which celebrity has appeared in The Bill?” you can cross a few names off with this episode.

EastEnders’ Leslie Grantham and Denise Van Outen, right, are among the familiar faces you might spot.

Beech’s past is in danger of being exposed when gangster Jimmy Smith calls in a risky favour. It involves a string of burglaries, which are the work of a violent gang operating up and down the country. ROSS NOBLE: OFF ROAD

DAVE, 8pm AVID biker Ross Noble, right, is in over his head – and up to his neck – in mud, as he tackles the insane Scottish Six Days Trial.

It’s the most technically difficult motorsport event in the world, with terrain so ridiculously rocky that most normal human beings wouldn’t even want to walk across it (slowly), let alone ride across it at speed.

“I’m battered and bruised,” says Ross after one day, but he’s not giving up. ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS

W, 10pm A FABULOUSLY festive episode as Edina (Jennifer Saunders) decides, for the first time ever, to stay at home and spend Christmas with her family.

The break in tradition causes Patsy (Joanna Lumley) some serious trauma – cue flashbacks of unpleasant Christmas memories of her childhood.

Edina goes overboard with tons of gifts and a huge tree. But an incident with Patsy and a voodoo doll threatens to ruin the cheer. MIRANDA

CHRISTMAS GOLD, 10.20pm THIS, the final ever episode of Miranda Hart’s farcical comedy is surprisingly emotional as the cast bid farewell.

The main storyline follows the on-off relationship between Miranda, right, and Gary (Tom Ellis), as Miranda tries to move on after their most recent break-up.

Her mother Penny (the wonderful Patricia Hodge) tries to find another groom, but Miranda is not impressed. Will she find happiness and contentment without Gary?