Toon army must Polish up their act

THE character of Dr Brown Bear in Peppa Pig has been accused of giving people unrealistic expectations of their GPs.

Yes that’s right, it’s possible to read Dr Brown Bear’s handwriting. Also, you try getting an appointment in winter when the bold yin’s hibernating.

Come on, if we’re wanting children’s programmes to give us a more realistic impression of professions then Bob the Builder is going to have to learn Polish.

And Button Moon will have to stop underselling the difficulties of joining the space race. ●FROM TV to film now and for the first time in more than 35 years, cinemas in Saudi Arabia are to be allowed to screen movies.

This will come as a relief to the punters who’ve sat there for 35 years waiting for the trailers to finish.

Early releases have confused local cinema goers who were surprised to learn that the film Hook was actually about Peter Pan and not a warning about the dangers of theft. There is also that new one about Pulp Fiction star Samuel L Jackson taking a flight to the area. It’s called Sheikhs on a Plane.

Maybe they will get the new Star Wars film where Mark Hamill says he used his anger over American gun laws to inspire his recent portrayal of Luke Skywalker.

Something President Trump denounced as total nonsense in an official statement issued from the Death Star.