Dear Coleen

MY husband wants to go on holiday with his parents this year but I don’t and it’s causing lots of arguments.

I wish I could tell him the real reason I don’t want to go but it would cause so much trouble in the family.

His dad is really lecherous and is always giving me the eye.

Thankfully, he’s never tried anything on and I don’t think he would, but when we were alone once, and quite a lot of booze had been consumed, he suggested that if I wasn’t with his son and he were a younger man, we might have been an item.

I told him in no uncertain terms I couldn’t think of anything worse. I’m very cold towards him but it doesn’t seem to put him off – any ideas?