Showbiz tensions reach critical point

ONLINE trolling could be made a criminal offence, thanks to Katie Price. Katie says if you’re going to be cruel to people you should do it the way she does. By marrying them.

Criticism is everywhere, though. Former Strictly head judge Len Goodman has criticised the BBC’s decision to axe Brendan Cole. He’s calling it the worst executive decision the BBC’s taken. Aye, since deciding to commission Len’s Partners In Rhyme.

In music, Jack White claims modern rock and roll is missing its wildness. Aw, I don’t know. Chris Martin can get right narky if the venue he’s playing at hasn’t provided his favourite brand of herbal tea.

Talking of which, TV viewers have been moaning about the excessive use of Coldplay in the figure skating routines at the Winter Olympics. I’m with them. The last thing I want to hear next to the word “snow” is the word “Yellow”.

Then there’s the Spice Girls. Getting slagged for possibly performing a string of gigs in various locations across the globe. Reports say the gigs will be random, unexpected and all over the place. Much like the notes coming out of their gubs.

And Love Island couple Jessica and Dominic have been slammed after they revealed they never officially got married live on Good Morning Britain.

Och, gie them a break. Having witnessed the relationship Piers Morgan has with Susannah Reid, I’m surprised they’re even still seeing each other.