Ryanair’s boss lands on his feet
CONGRATULATIONS to Tiger Roll on winning the 2018 Grand National.
The horse is owned by Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary, so the victory was a big surprise.
As the horse actually completed its journey an hour’s bus ride from the winning post and had to declare its jockey as hand luggage. ● GUESTS at an Edinburgh fetish event were forced outside in the freezing cold when the fire alarm went off at their club night. Cold, wet, humiliated and in great discomfort – revellers were enjoying all of these sensations right before the alarm went off. ● CAR insurance prices have fallen for the first time in three years due to Government reforms to the law on whiplash compensation. You can no longer claim for whiplash.
Just the bruises on your forehead caused by banging your heid against a brick wall while trying to phone for a decent quote. ● TITANIC the Musical was abandoned after debris fell on to the stage during its opening night in Southampton.
I’m not saying the show was bad but when the iceberg appeared the crowd applauded.