Coronation Street’s villain Conor is really making a killing
LABOUR say they would cap the total amount anyone could pay in bank overdraft fees or interest repayments if it was elected to power. The maximum fees will be very small.
Basically the biggest number Diane Abbott can count up to without getting confused.
Conor McIntyre, who plays Corrie murderer Pat Phelan, has picked up four nominations at the British Soap Awards, including those for Best Actor and Villain of the Year.
He’s a big favourite with the Coronation Street producers. Nae wonder. By killing all their characters off, he’s saving them a fortune in wages.
Pamela Anderson has said she believes her friend the WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is in danger and that his life is at risk as he remains holed up at the Ecuadorian embassy in London.
Well, your life would be at risk too if you’d been living on nothing but Domino’s pizzas for the past few years.
Love Island host Caroline Flack is getting married to her boyfriend of three months, Andrew Brady. Flackers is expecting their marriage to last the test of time. Which in Love Island terms means they’ll hopefully still be together after the bank holiday weekend.
A new report claims that nearly half of the UK’s classical musicians don’t earn enough to live on. Though on the plus side, they are dead good at playing that wee violin that makes you feel sorry for them.
Kew Gardens has reopened its famous Victorian glasshouse. It’s the thinnest, most transparent Victorian thing in Britain. Not counting Jacob Rees-Mogg.
Joe McElderry had to cancel a gig over the weekend after the venue received a “suspicious letter”. Probably fan mail.