A round with Stormy suits Trump to a tee
BARACK and Michelle Obama are teaming up with Netflix to produce films and TV shows.
In a similar move, when Donald Trump packs it in, he’ll be signing a deal with CBeebies.
I can see the show now – Fake Newsround.
It looks like Trump will be scooting by Scotland when he visits the UK this summer. He’s looking for a celebrity partner to hit the golf course with.
I reckon he should give Stormy Daniels a shout. Well, it wouldn’t be the first time he’s played a round with her.
It could be a big security risk, though. Florida police have shot and injured a gunman who was found ranting about Trump in the lobby of the president’s golf resort in Miami. The guy was breaking a new presidential law, as the only disturbed person who’s allowed to wander around rambling incoherently about Donald Trump is – Donald Trump.
Big Donny does love his golf, though.
Like most world leaders he admires, the likelihood is that Trump’s life will also end in a bunker. Which may be sooner than you think.
The president says the historic summit with North Korea’s Kim Jong-un now won’t happen. I’m guessing someone on the presidential staff has just informed him that this Kim isnae a woman and the phrase “big weapons” doesn’t mean what he think it does.