Why men are feeling sad and anxious after making love
WE LEARNED this week that 41 per cent of men feel sad and anxious after making love. The sadness is due to hormones. The anxiety is down to the fact that they’re alone and the wi-fi is costing a fortune.
Talking of technology, new figures say 78 per cent of all adults now own a smartphone. There’s a collective noun that describes the 22 per cent who don’t. “Pensioners”.
Other new figures released found that diversity in Hollywood has remained roughly the same over the past decade. If you want to see it, the report’s there in black and white. Well, mostly white to be honest.
Elsewhere in La La Land, Jeff Goldblum has signed a deal to present a TV documentary about how toilet paper is made. Which figures. As the most recent thing he saw on toilet paper was the last Jurassic World script.
Fellow actor Orlando Bloom has been praised for halting a theatre performance twice to tell someone in the audience to put her iPad away.
In doing so he broke the fourth wall. And not long after that, he broke the first tablet.
And in honour of Skippy, an Australian family were rudely awoken after a kangaroo crashed its way through a window in their home. Makes sense. The guy that used to tie him down ended up in the jail.
What’s worse is that the kangaroo is a repeat offender. Aye it’s his third time on the bounce.
A ROBBER who pretended he had a gun by sticking his finger in his pocket has been jailed, after failing to convince two businesses he was armed. On the plus side, at least they didn’t convict him of murder after he said: “Bang Bang You’re Dead” to one of his victims.