Smash­ing coup for Sam­sung

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KIRSTIE All­sopp has smashed her chil­dren’s iPads af­ter they broke her rules about screen time.

Sounds like a case of Frus­tra­tion, Frus­tra­tion, Frus­tra­tion.

As a re­sult she’s re­ceived a lot of abuse. And a size­able of­fer to ad­ver­tise Sam­sung.

● ONE in 10 peo­ple liv­ing in Kens­ing­ton and Chelsea earns £1mil­lion a year.

Hee-haw to do with their jobs. They get that just by rent­ing out one of their rooms.

● SEV­ERAL drunken Royal Navy sailors have been ar­rested while on leave in the US.

They were picked up at 2am and held for 12 hours, for ob­vi­ous rea­sons …

No one knows what to do with a drunken sailor early in the mornin’.

● ENGI­NEERS can now elim­i­nate the de­lay on live TV when watched on­line.

Funny, I thought there was a re­ally long de­lay on all the pro­grammes I was watch­ing the other day. Sev­eral years, in fact.

Turns out I was just tuned into ITV4.

● THE BBC are re­port­edly set to cut back their on­line ser­vices in a bid to make their con­tent eas­ier to find.

Or, if it’s the iPlayer stream­ing of Cit­i­zen Khan, a hell of a lot harder.


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