DUP Budget threat is icing on the cake of a crazy week
THE DUP are threatening to vote down the Budget if Theresa May doesn’t compromise on Brexit.
Seems like they want to have their cake and eat it. Obviously as long as it’s just a plain cake. Not one with a controversial message written in icing.
ALEX has won the first series of Channel 4’s reality show The Circle. That’s the one where contestants live in the same block of flats but only ever interact on social media. The prize is brilliant. He’s won £50,000. And a life.
PRINCESS Eugenie got married yesterday, although family tensions with Prince Andrew meant that Camilla didn’t attend the ceremony.
To be fair, that might be because Prince Andrew asked if she’d pull the horse-drawn carriage.
SHARES in Patisserie Valerie have been suspended after they discovered “significant accounting irregularities”.
There are fears that someone has been inflating the figures. Which is understandable. Because I massively inflate mine every time I have a cream cake there.
GWYNETH Paltrow has responded to criticism of her controversial lifestyle brand, Goop, as it celebrates its 10th birthday.
She’s told critics of the brand to calm down. By using Goop’s meditative organic alfalfa and quinoa facials, just £79 for two.
“FAM” and “Nothingburger” are among almost 350 new words that have been added to the latest Oxford English Dictionary.
“Nothingburger” means “a person of little worth” – not, as many thought, a description of what your Big Mac looks like compared to the picture of it on the wall in McDonald’s.