Take your partners, & keep them
SEANN Walsh and Katya Jones are tackling a Viennese waltz on Strictly tonight, which will see them stay “in hold” for the whole routine.
Her hands will be on his waist. His hands will be on her waist. And her husband’s hands will be round Seann’s throat.
It will be a difficult dance for Seann and Katya to execute.
Out of habit, they’ll both try to change partners half-way through without the other one noticing. l GMB host Susanna Reid has revealed that she’s battling tinnitus. She says she hasn’t known silence for years.
Hardly a surprise for a wummin who sits next to Piers Morgan every day. l ITV show Loose Women has accidentally shared Joe Swash’s phone number on air.
It resulted in Joe getting some really surprising phone calls – mainly from his agent, offering him work. l New figures show that UK high streets have the highest concentration of fast food outlets in almost a decade, but not to worry.
If just one pizza place closes, all the others will follow suit soon after.
It’s called the Dominos Effect. IT’S all about the trick or treat this Halloween weekend. First giving out a treat is Hugh Grant. The bold yin has teased a short Four Weddings and a Funeral sequel for Comic Relief, and it’s gag after gag after gag – in that his pure cheesy patter will give you the dry boak.
Also being treated is former deputy prime minister Nick Clegg, who has taken on a senior role at Facebook. Nick is committed to keeping the social media site free to use. Unless you’re a student, in which case it’s nine grand a year.
Nick claims he’s been a long-time admirer of Facebook. As a Lib Dem, he’s probably jealous of the fact they have millions of followers and can have some influence over election results.
Clegg hit back at accusations that he’s out of touch with the internet lingo, saying he recently got sent a PM. Which worried him, as the last time that happened, he ended up in coalition with the Tories.
And this is where it gets tricky. Current Prime Minister Theresa May has been told by her own MPs that she has 48 hours to save her job over Brexit.
Bad move: Theresa’s not exactly the