It seems that sometimes, ice and drinks just do not mix
A CURLING team in Canada that included an Olympic champion have been kicked out of a tournament in Alberta for poor behaviour and drunkenness. That’s a surprise. You’d have thought most curlers would prefer being stoned.
Which leads nicely to the UK’s first restaurant to serve cannabis meals, set to open its doors in Brighton next month. The dessert menu is really something – Crunchies and a six-pack of Monster Munch.
It can’t be any worse than the fast food places.
Advertising watchdogs have ordered McDonald’s and Burger King to take steps to prevent junk food being promoted near schools, but thankfully most of the kids just walk right past the restaurants as they head straight to the bookies.
We just can’t be trusted with anything, which might explain why the Scottish Government want to get a tighter grip on fireworks.
Well, as long as they’re not lit they should be all right.
It’s a crackdown on dangerous behaviour with fireworks, but the answer is surely obvious. Don’t give hunners of wee rockets to hunners of wee rockets.
And definitely don’t do this. A youngster in Germany managed to lose his driving licence just 49 minutes after getting it for being clocked doing 60mph in a 30 zone. And if that boy thinks 60 is a high figure, just wait until he sees his next car insurance premium. l HELENA Bonham Carter has been holding seances to channel the late Princess Margaret. It obviously worked, as she spookily moved a glass across the table – before a butler immediately filled it up with straight vodka.