James is the latest X Factor star who’s going for a song
AN ACCOUNTANT has admitted taking almost £600,000 from X Factor winner James Arthur.
It’s not known what will happen to the guy. However, if he’s good at taking cash from X Factor winners, he’s guaranteed a job working with Simon Cowell.
Sticking with music, James Corden has given Cardi B a driving lesson on Carpool Karaoke as she’s not passed her test, even though she owns five cars.
The problem is she doesn’t want folk to see her provisional licence as it doesn’t say Cardi B. It has her real name of Cardigan Bardigan.
Fellow non-driver Ant McPartlin has returned to work this week at a Britain’s Got Talent production meeting. Thank goodness he’s back working in the TV industry where there’s no chance of him being exposed to bad influences of any kind.
At least Ant kept his job, unlike Jose Mourinho.
The Special One was sacked as Manchester United boss. Jose was booted out by unhappy insiders even before taking them out of Europe. On that basis, favourite to replace him is Theresa May.
Mourinho’s pay-off is rumoured to be £24million, meaning he’s being richly rewarded for footballing failure.
He’s already got his application in to be the next Scotland manager. ● A NEW report says that thrill-seeking tourists are putting themselves in danger by heading towards volcanoes when they erupt.
In fairness, they’re not thrill-seekers.
They’re just people who pay so b **** y much to their energy providers that they jump at the chance of a wee bit of free heat.