Running a big risk of girlfriend ringing your neck
POUNDLAND has launched a £1 engagement ring that you can use to propose with on Valentine’s Day.
Its special design includes no sharp edges. So guys won’t end up scarred when their partners launch it back in their face.
Rivalling that in the pain stakes, Bros have announced they’ll be performing a comeback show in London after their hilariously bonkers documentary went viral.
Realistically, not many folk will pay to watch them play live. Though having seen that film, they’ll pay thousands to follow them home after the gig.
Fellow documentary star Stacey Dooley has hit back at critics accusing her of doing trivial work after it was revealed she’ll be hosting a show to find Britain’s Next Make-Up Star. Trivial my backside. Come on, she’s spent six months wearing sequins doing the cha-cha.
Maybe she should talk to former Britain’s Got Talent champ Ashleigh Butler, who returned to TV in America with her new dog Sully. In fairness, Ashleigh needs the huge pay TV work provides. As you’ll know if you’ve ever paid a vet’s bill.
Which brings us to a man who never struggles to pay a bill. Prince Harry revealed that he’s meditating every day in the run-up to the birth of his and Meghan’s baby. To be fair, Harry’s often been spotted sat down on the floor muttering “Ummm”. But that’s usually after a few swigs out of an auld hip flask he found of his grand aunty Margaret’s.
Bill Murray has been hired to star in Apple’s first original feature film. I wouldn’t bother going. It’s Apple. They’re probably gonnae release an upgraded version of that film next year.