CHRIS LEWORTHY - AKA ALF

is 33, and a full-time graphic designer.

■ When I was young, I was adopted by a man called Daz, so I grew up referring to him as my non-biological father. ■ When I split up with my girlfriend, she kept all my Kevin Bacon films and small French cakes. But on a plus side, I am now Footloose and fancy free.

■ I once bought my wife a bucket with a rope attached for her birthday …That went down well.

■ Sad news. My obese parrot died today. It is, however, a huge weight off my shoulders. @whoelsebutalf