RICHARD WOOLFORD,
38, is an events manager who also writes social media posts for Have I Got News For You.
■ I bought my girlfriend some slinky underwear. Now she keeps falling down the stairs.
■ Onion rings, I didn’t answer though.
■ I know a baker who uses a gardening tool. He’s raking in the dough.
■ Why does Donald Trump continuously dress the Christmas tree? Because people kept saying moron to him. @rwoolfordcomedy