ELEANOR COLVILLE

is 24 and works for a film production company.

■ One man sells rotten fruit. The other sells rotten vegetables. But who is truly the grocer?

■ It all ended very quickly for my last husband. What a shotgun wedding that was. Ironic, given that I used a rifle.

■ Roman numerals going out of fashion? Not on my watch.

■ I could really do with a bigger salary. (Handed celery) Ah, thanks. I could only afford a tiny one…

■ You say alopecia, I say I’ll-apiece-you-together-a-hair-piece. @EleanorColville