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ADELE CLIFF

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is in her 20s.

■ How can you tell you’re eating a Brexit Christmas dinner? No Brussels or Turkey and we no longer have a seat at the table.

■ My friends keep trying to set me up, but I spend a lot of time at parties hiding behind plants as I’m socially orchid.

■ I bought a DC kitchen set recently. It contains a Bat-pan, Super-pan, Aqua-pan and a Wonder Woo-pan; but they were just a Flash in the pan. @Adelecliff

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