STEVE THOMSON - AKA STEVE THE JUGGLER
is a 41-year-old entertainer from Stirling.
■ Can anyone remind me how to use WD-40? I’m a bit rusty.
■ Managed to swallow the entire DVD box set of James Bond, then I got the Living Daylights kicked out of me.
■ I put my hair in a bun yesterday. It tasted horrible.
■ My stomach gets upset and criticises me every time I enter a talent contest. Must be Irritable Cowell Syndrome.
■ Decided to clean my house with a Dalmatian. Now it’s spotless. @SteveJuggler