OF THE WEEK

IT was hard to know how to the sort of treatment they much to read into Scotland’s normally reserve for (insert win over San Marino. accusation that would prompt

Yes, it’s nice to put six Vladimir Putin to issue a goals past anyone but with strenuous denial while the greatest of respect last simultaneously sending weekend’s opponents barely henchmen to go sightseeing qualify as “anyone”. around Glasgow’s cathedrals),

If Wikipedia is to be Kilmarnock’s groundsman believed, there are 40 more was spotted in the crowd. people living in Dumfries A screenshot of the man than there are in San Marino. affectionately known as

They sit 210th out of “Yeti” was uploaded by 210 in FIFA’s rankings and @gordon_sawers with the presumably they’re only caption: “Our very own that high because you Kilmarnock FC GROUNDSMAN can’t be relegated from looking gutted in Russia.. the FIFA rankings. YETI is a legend.”

Still, as most teams who The notion of a Rugby play Scotland will testify, you Park groundsman didn’t sit can only beat what’s in front well with @paddy_farrell, of you. In that spirit, Scotland who tweeted: “Groundsman stuck six past San Marino. at Kilmarnock hahahahaha.

A more impressive Wits the c*** dae? Hoover?” performance was to come in Sure enough, as the the game’s aftermath. wretched agony of the

Bizarrely, it was left up to international break gave Montrose FC’s official Twitter way to the more palatable account (@MontroseFC) to agony of club football, highlight the night’s most Killie’s groundsman was enduring image. back at the day job.

They tweeted: “Great @HIGGY2020 shared a victory for @ScotlandNT but picture of him hard at work the highlight has to be the on the Rugby Park surface... guy just arrested for hurling with an actual hoover. obscenities at a police horse The Tweet of the Week in the train queue.” award was nearly rescinded,

This week’s Tweet of the however, on account of the Week has a link to the hoover clearly not being national team. While Russia plugged in. You’ve got to subjected Steve Clarke’s men commit to the bit mate. 4 GENUINE QUOTES FROM CLYDE

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