Craig Swan

their Euros clash against England? Who knew you couldn’t turn up to a fitba game these days without filming it instead of actually watching it?

Could we possibly have a little Saltire flag to take to Wimbledon with us to see Andy Murray crown his incredible comeback to fitness and top-level tennis by winning at SW19?

You know what it’s like. It’s Union Jacks everywhere with English folk trying to claim our boy because their heroes are no good.

So it’d be nice to have a St Andrew’s cross right in the middle of it all as Murray hammers Novak Djokovic in the final in straight sets to get his hands back on his trophy. Could we possibly get one of those little step ladders the smart ar**s have at the golf these days to get a look over the top of the other fans? Because we are going to need it when Bob MacIntyre is coming down the last at The Open at Royal St George’s to win the Claret Jug. Let’s face it, it’s inevitable. If it’s not him, it’ll be one of other young Scots like Callum Hill announcing himself onto the biggest stage by getting the winner’s circle. If it’s not damaged in the joyous scenes at Sandwich, we might even get to sneak it onto an aeroplane bound for Wisconsin so we can get a clear look at MacIntyre on the first tee at Whistling Straits in the Ryder Cup as he leads Europe to a famous win over the United States in their own backyard. Could we possibly also get a bow tie so we can blag our way to the best seats in the house next to ringside as Josh Taylor batters his way through 2020 undefeated to build his position as one of boxing’s megastars? The old one got ripped off during the carnage of