SWING WHEN YOU’RE WINNING Guests told they’ll score at sex parties
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IF there is no winner by the end of the 90 mins it then goes into “extra time” giving the teams another half hour to try and score a winner. It’s split into two 15 min sections and teams swap goal ends at half time. Then if a winner still hasn’t arisen it goes to those dreaded penalties. In a penalty shoot-out each team takes turns attempting a specified number of shots (5) from the penalty spot with the team scoring the most goals being declared the winner. If scores are tied it goes to sudden death. Don’t worry though. No-one gets shot – it’s just a term for it going on until someone misses. LUSTY swingers are hosting Euro 2016 sex parties to make sure the Three Lions’ tournament goes with a bang.
And the bonking-mad wife swappers are promising guests they are certain to score – even if England draw a blank on the pitch.
Long-suffering fans are making up for 50 years of hurt by diving into bed with babes at football-themed orgies.
One group of organisers – calling themselves The Three Loins – are even putting up a big screen so guests don’t PATRICK WILLIAMS miss a second of the action. The swingers kicked off the first of their orgies last night in Manchester as England faced Russia in their opening group game in Marseille.
They told would-be guests on a sex site: “Hi, gorgeous people. During the Euros myself and two female friends will be hosting parties to cheer on England at a luxury venue near Manchester.
“It will be open to couples and a select group of handsome single males. Places are limited for the first game on Saturday against Russia.
“There will be some free bubbly, wine and beer but not unlimited amounts, so bring your own. There will be a big screen to watch the action.
“And if England lose we can also drown our sorrows and get down and dirty. Love, the Three Loins!!”
A horny couple in Leeds revealed they were having a hot-tub free-for-all on the night of the Wales game on Thursday.
Gail and Gary said online: “C’mon England. Let’s watch England spank Wales – or Wales spank England – and then dive into the hot-tub for some sexy adult fun. Bring a bottle and your own condoms. Couples only. No single males.”
Notorious Manchester swingers’ club Cupids kicked off its Euro-themed parties early – with a huge gang-bang last month where revellers arrived in football shirts.
They told guests: “To celebrate the kick-off of England’s glorious victories to come – a themed party.
“Wear your favourite shirt – ladies as tight as possible over suspenders & stockings or anything to turn the referee’s head.
“Everyone has a team so join in the fun – we are playing way over 90 minutes – and let’s make this one last past the knockout stages.”
Over in France, host city Marseille is a magnet for sex tourists.
The Wiki Sex Guide gives punters the low-down on X-rated activities, revealing: “Marseille was and still is a centre for prostitution.”
The guide revealed the city has 17 strip clubs and three wife-swapping venues.