Somefin fishy about latest Bentley

A SPECIAL edition of the Bentley Bentayga – bizarrely named “Fly Fishing by Mulliner” – has hit the road. It’s got four rods, leathertrimmed tackle units and a waterproof compartment for stashing your muddy waders – not to mention fine bone china and three flasks. The boot is also dehumidified. Grotesque just redefined itself. MY dog, Barry the boxer, has been struggling this week. Let’s face it, searing heat and humidity are not great if you’re wearing a head-to-toe fur suit are they?

And then consider this – in full sun, a car’s interior can reach 60 degrees in under 15 minutes. If you’ve left your pooch in there, that’s an ex-hound by the time you return.

So don’t do it. Leave the dog at home, OK?