Vice girl’s lusty love boat
A HOOKER is making £120 an hour by romping with punters on her private love boat.
The busty vice girl – who calls herself Teezer – gets to grips with blokes on her barge.
While joggers, walkers and anglers stroll past on the towpath, she entertains fellas tempted by her X-rated online ad.
Her webpage includes shots of her posing topless on the deck of the boat in broad delight, plus revealing snaps taken in the cramped cabin.
The brazen blonde, from Honiton, Devon, even has a photo of her flashing her assets at lock gates.
She tells blokes: “Let me be the older woman to seduce you or give you your first experience. I am your ultimate MILF.”
When our reporter phoned Teezer last week to ask about coming aboard for a spot of narrowboat nookie, she told him: “The boat is in the West Midlands.
“I’ll be up there taking bookings in a couple of weeks.
“Just keep an eye out for my advert and then make a booking. It is the usual rates for the boat.”
Bisexual Teezer, who also sells PATRICK WILLIAMS filthy films on her site for £20 a pop, says she is 60. Feedback has been left on her site by more than 1,100 satisfied customers.
One wrote: “What an amazing woman and a figure to die for. Could easily pass for 20 years younger. Very sexy and sensual.”
And one guy who got naughty-cal with Teezer said: “Amazing time spent on the boat rocking away. Sexy lady a must-see x.”
When she is not in the West Midlands having her fun on the waterway, Teezer entertains fellas at her cottage in the Devon countryside.
She charges £30 for 10-minute “quickies”, £80 for half an hour of personal services and offers a webcam and phone sex facility.
As well as buying her hardcore movies, punters can send in their own saucy scripts and she will act them out for a fee.
She explained: “For a personal film this would cost you £60 and if you give me the script/scenario I will perform it (within reason) and provide you with a high quality/high definition DVD.”