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AUNT Babe was left for dead this week on EastEnders. Condition satisfactory.

Tragically the poisonous witch survived. Slitheens are notoriously hard to kill. BELINDA’S new salon is called Elysium. Apt. The Matt Damon film of that name depicts a society riddled with crime, misery and disease…it’s like the whole world’s become Walford.