Poor Honey!

DELUDED Honey G believes Simon Cowell is going to turn her into the UK’s version of Missy Elliott.

X Factor’s “real deal” urban rap artist from North Weezy is convinced Cowell will mentor her to worldwide superstardom.

What poor Honey Monster doesn’t seem to realise is she’s only been given a one-single deal and is then likely to be dropped.

I’m told: “Honey still believes she’s set for hip-hop superstardom and doesn’t seem to be in on the joke.

“She could have a hugely successful TV career because people find her spoof-like character hilarious.

“But the ironic thing is none of it is put on. She is 100 per cent convinced that she’s a credible rapper and on the verge of worldwide success.

“Honey believes she will win MOBO, BRIT and Mercury awards in the future.”

Her debut single The Honey G Show is out on Friday. SHARON Osbourne has slammed her friends David and Victoria Beckham’s decision to let 11-year-old son Cruz launch a pop career.

Chatting moments after Shazza tried taking off my top during a cuddle, the XF judge said: “I know David and Victoria are great people and parents.

“But for me, I would never do that to an 11 year old. It is too young.

“I think you should wait until you are at least 16.

“The world isn’t going anywhere. There is no reason to rush.

“It is a cruel industry and at 11 you are too young to handle that.

“He should be singing in his bedroom or playing for the family with his guitar.”