Short back and sighs
TWO hairdresser hookers are offering fellas a trim plus a full range of kinky personal services.
Randy blokes can even try their £70-an-hour sex service before they get a trim so they don’t mess up their smart new hairdos.
The trained stylists offer everything from a quick dry cut for £10 to dye jobs and perms for around £50 – their racy sideline costs extra.
One of the girls, bisexual Sheffield lass Lucy, told a reporter enquiring about an appointment he could even bring his wife along for a threesome – and a wash and blow dry.
In an advert on a sex site, she tells punters: “I’m a professionally trained hairdresser. I’m providing a service with a difference for gents. I’m PATRICK WILLIAMS offering a full hairdresser service – colouring etc – with personal services thrown in. Anything from a topless trim to your roots and even a perm doing and you can take me to bed afterwards.
“Or if you don’t want to ruin your new hairdo, sex first and then the cut.
“It’s £10 for a trim, £50 for a dye job plus £70 for an hour of sex or £30 for a quickie. So, come on guys, what better excuse do you need? You can tell the other half you’re popping out for your hair cutting and you wont be lying.
“I’m a slim, dark-haired babe working from my own flat.”
When a reporter called to ask for more details about Lucy’s styling credentials, she was quick to point out she was bisexual in the bedroom and unisex in the salon.
As he combed over the details of her enterprise, she was keen to stress she was a cut above high street barbers.
She said: “Bring your wife along if you want. I’m fully trained with both men and women. Surely it’s got to be better than having your haircut with a load of old blokes in the barber’s.”
And she giggled: “I know all the latest styles – doggy, missionary. And I know a few haircuts too.”
Our man said he needed to check his appointment book after the close shave with Lucy and hung up.
Another Lucy, in Wellingborough, Northants, runs a XXX-rated hair salon from her home.
The 53-year-old tells punters online: “Topless hairdressing and sexy, erotic sensual massage. Not to be missed.
“I am a mature, sophisticated professional lady. I offer topless haircuts and erotic, sexy, sensual massage in my own private environment.”
She said a topless haircut was £40, an hour’s haircut and massage £70 and she listed a range of sexual services, revealing she only worked on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Fridays.
Several satisfied customers had left reviews of her services.
One wrote: “Another great visit with a great woman.”
Another added: “What a great lady. I really enjoyed my hour with her.”
Northants Lucy was keen to tie our reporter down to an appointment but he told the call girl coiffeur he had endured a hair-raising day and was too tired for fun.