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DOCTOR Who is to become a woman. That’s another (police) box ticked.

It’s the Cybermen and the Daleks I feel sorry for. They thought the Doc was angry before, but now she’s back and she’s got PMT.

Seriously, I couldn’t give a spacemonkey’s toss what gender the Doc is as long as the stories improve.

No more infatuated inter-galactic lesbian puddle beings, please.

JODIE Whittaker’s dishy Doc will certainly change things. From now on teenage boys will be hiding behind the settee simply to conceal their excitement.

THE female doctor’s first episode will be two hours long. She’ll spend the second hour saving the earth and the first hour doing her hair.