DEAD SLEAZY
Pervy undertaker romps with a prostitute in chapel of rest
A SEEDY undertaker got horny with a hooker in the chapel of rest – while a grieving family waited next door.
The pervy worker arranged for the prostitute to visit him at a Co-op Funeralcare home after booking her through the Adultwork website.
They then had sex as grieving customers planning to bury a loved one sat just yards away. He even offered to let her film the sordid exchange.
The man, who also claimed he wanted to have sex with her in a coffin, later posed for selfies with the hooker in the funeral parlour, before inviting her back the next day for more filthy fun.
In a message seen by the Daily Star Sunday after their first sleazy session he wrote: “I f***ing loved it. Was nervous as f*** though with that lady in the back room.
“Come round tomorrow when I’m definitely alone all day and we’ll have some real fun. Pics in the chapel, video in the chapel, whatever you want!”
Co-op Funeralcare bosses said they were “appalled” and have suspended the worker involved in the encounters which took place on Wednesday and Thursday last week.
The escort told us: “I’ve had sex in plenty of strange places but I have to say a funeral home really took the biscuit. It didn’t feel right at all.
“He boasted he could tell me stuff that went on behind the scenes and a few tales the general public wouldn’t want to hear. But I bet this would be shocking enough!
“Before we met we talked about having sex in a coffin but he said he thought it might be a bit small. When I got there he said there were none available but he could order one for next week. I was a bit taken back as I had presumed he was joking.”
The brazen Co-op worker wasn’t even put off when a grieving family entered the office mid-way through their romp.
The tawdry encounter took place at the funeral firm’s Barlow Moor office in Chorlton-cum-Hardy, Manchester.
The escort, who charged £60, said: “We’d just started having sex when someone came into the building.
“He got dressed and told me to wait and locked the door.
“A few minutes later he came back in and said it was a grieving family.
“Then he carried on having sex with me while the family sat in a room a few yards away. It felt really weird.”
She claims the undertaker paid her to visit him again the next day, when she said they had sex again in the chapel of rest.
The incident is the latest embarrassment for the funeral chain.
Several years ago it was shamed by a catalogue of blunders, sex scandals and drug taking.
Internal reports claimed the company’s staff had mixed up bodies, called adult chat lines and faced accusations of stealing from the dead.
The dossiers also revealed concerns over claims that workers had been snorting cocaine and had organised swingers’ sex parties on office computers.
A Co-op Funeralcare spokesman said: “We are appalled by these claims and have launched an immediate investigation.
“There is no place in our business for any colleague who thinks it is acceptable to behave in this way, and if these allegations are found to be true, then all necessary action will be taken.
“We are sorry for any distress this causes our clients.”