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ON I’m A Celebrity, Holly said sheep brain is “a delicacy in some places”. Harry Redknapp shot back: “Not in Stepney it ain’t.”
He’s got a point, hasn’t he? MasterChef constantly serves up cobblers like “caramelised nut garnish” and “edible flowers”. I’d be more impressed if they showed us how to cook a McRib.
Sod “soft-boiled celeriac”, let them try their hand at the grub we grew up with – pie and mash, bread and dripping, stewed eels, pease pudding and saveloys... or was that just me and Harry?
THEY had an X Factor-themed trial on I’m A Celeb. Why not? It’s been torture for years.
Even with her gob clamped open Emily sounded better than Jedward. (See also Storm Lee, Diva Fever, 2 Shoeszzz etc etc...) DREW Pritchard was talking about bicycles and his sidekick Tee John on Salvage Hunters when he said: S.Cartwright of Sheffield wins £35 for that howler. Keep ’em coming to the address at the top of the page.
REAL-life MI6 agent Alexander Wilson seems to have taken the name of James Bond star Roger Moore as an instruction. Mrs Wilson bigamist Alec had enough wives to stock a sheik’s harem.
He was the spy who loved “me”, “me” and “me too”.
‘That’s how Tee and I met, showing each other our choppers in the bus shelter’
FIVE things slower than The Little Drummer Girl: sloths, melting tar, Joey Essex’s brain, Brexit, C4’s The First...
R Atkinson, Windsor, and S Webster, Falkirk.