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JEREMY Paxman went way too far in Paxman: On The Queen’s Children.

What gave him the right to track down ‘Andy’ – Coleen Nolan’s saccharine love song to Prince Andrew – and inflict it on us?

Viewers are still traumatised. That aside, there was much to enjoy here. Not least Paxo reaching new heights of eyebrow-raising disdain.

He met Charles’s old Cambridge uni buddy Brod Munro-Wilson for indiscreet gossip. Brod and Chas had once discussed old newspaper speculation about potential European brides for the Prince.

While Brodders thought Caroline of Monaco was half-decent, an unimpressed Charles surveyed the field and joked “Brod, shall I go gay?”

It’s easier for a prince to find a bride now of course; all he has to do these days is channel-hop.

Charles had “a jolly good time” playing the field – talk about exercising the Royal prerogative.

Princess Anne was partial to some royal variety too. She “wasn’t a stuffy old thing”, Brod revealed.

Oddly, we learned that Trinity College master Rab Butler had carefully chosen Charles’ friends. And yet still Brodders got through...