Dreary saga is out on its Feet
“COLD feet, warm heart” we used to say. “Cold Feet, no laughs” may be more apt now.
Yes, it was hugely moving when Jenny took off her wig, inset, to reveal her thinning wisps of white hair caused by chemo.
It was bold, shocking, tasteful...and out of kilter with an episode featuring a fight so feeble it made Klitschko v Povetkin look like payper-view gold.
“Do you have a problem with women?” David snapp- ed after Adam had poo-pooed an idea from his date Mary.
“I had no problem pulling yours,” replied the Ulsterman, who is now living with David’s ex-wife Karen.
And bosh! They were at it, above. A push, a pull, a tumble, a roll on the cobbles...you’ll see better tear-ups in a coma ward. Ray Donovan has rougher sex.
Adam was suspended from work for accidentally upsetting someone
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young and “woke”. Making ninth series and, like all soaps, it’s a speech at a colleague’s getting ridiculous. It’s hard to see leaving do, he’d quipped that in what snobby Karen sees in gobby her case HR stood for “hand relief”. Adam, or why anyone would want to
This was apparently “offensive” be in a quiz team with him. and “belittled women” – even though I’m not sure why the blokes hang his colleague didn’t mind. out with wet Pete either. Or why
Natch it ended with a contrite David has lost all of his ambition. Adam apologising and accepting a Once a well-paid management written warning – another triumph consultant, he’s now happily waiting for generation snowflake. tables in Mary’s caff. Ideally, he’d win
It would surely have been more in Karen back and Adam would be character if he’d told his boss to poke chasing 20-something baristas again, her job up her arse. This is Cold Feet’s cracking inappropriate “grind” jokes.
GOOD Omens, right...This Is Our Family: The Borgs...The Outsider (SkyAt)... Catching A Killer.
THE New Pope, left – papal bull...Love Island’s terrible twins...Silent Witness – makes In The Night Garden look like gritty reality.