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THIS cringe-worthy tale would make your eyes water. A heartbroken woman sent a tonne of red onions to her ex-boyfriend, hoping they make him weep after he dumped her in Zibo, China.

BORIS Johnson’s friend Jennifer Arcuri is to make her reality TV debut on Channel 4’s Hunted.

The US tech guru, 35, hit the headlines over what she called a “very special relationship” with the PM.

Now she will feature in a celebrity spin-off from the show, in which ex-detectives trail amateur fugitives.

Jennifer said: “We were due to shoot in September. They now want to do something in April next year. I’m dying to come back to the UK.”

The Independent Office for Police Conduct ruled Mr Johnson will not face a criminal probe into his dealings with her when he was Mayor of London.

PALS showed support for Marjorie Clare when she turned 70 by stringing bras across trees in her garden in Casper, Wyoming.

THESE good boys and girls are barking up the right tree when it comes to social distancing.

Dima Yeremenko, 50, of Good Boy Dog School has been walking the pooches of key workers during lockdown.

But the professional dog trainer from London just cannot resist treating the pack to some fun by getting them into position for hilarious photos.

From lining them up with a good distance between them, to creating a ring around a tree with 10 dogs, nothing is too much of a challenge for Dima. He said: “It’s always fun. This is a lifestyle – it’s way more than going to work.

“With the lovely weather we’ve had I felt I had to take the photos.

“Every time we go to a new place I get them lined up as though they’re respecting the social distancing rules. We’re still