Rudie Ruthie’s Crown Jewels
FORGET The Crown, the royal jaw-dropper of the week came from Ruthie Henshall during I’m A Celebrity.
“I shagged in the palace,” said the actress, who had once dated Prince Edward.
Blimey. On Love Island you’re more likely to hear someone say “I shagged Crystal Palace”. Shane Richie was so surprised he didn’t even ask if Edward had said, “Can one give one one?”
This year’s show swaps the Outback for chilly Gwrych Castle.
“Quite magical,” said Victoria Derbyshire.
“Not been to Disney then,” quipped Shane.
Expectations were low.
We had poor weather, grotty surroundings and a crumbling relic in urgent need of restoration, but enough of Bev Callard.
Everyone looks colder Dominic West’s marital bed.
Emotional nitwit Jordan North saved the day. He threw up before abseiling and survived the Viper Vault by reciting “Happy place, Turf Moor” – a reference to Burnley FC’s ground.
And if supporting a team who than
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Ant and Dec are as reliable as ever. “Well done Vernon, half a brain,” Dec said to Vernon Kay. You decide whether that was in response to him eating sheep’s cerebrum or just a valid nickname.
Vegan Bev was allowed to scoff fermented tofu. Was that really a hardship? Surely meals to challenge vegans begin and end with a tasty
McDonald’s Double Big Mac. c.
There’s no sun, un, so no sunbathing athing and, so far, no decent shower action. “There was a time when a shower scene with a seminaked Jordan meant something very different,” lamented Dec.
Proper stars Russell Watson and Ruthie came late, upping the celeb content. All we need now is Prince Edward to turn up for It’s A Royal Knockout (with a silent “n”).
BILL Bailey, Strictly… The Good Lord Bird, right (SkyAt)… AJ Odudu, The Daily Drop… DNA (BBC4).
THE Crown, left – ’king dreadful, especially Colman’s humourless Queen… The Last Leg – more burned-out than Notre Dame.