‘Do you think there’ll be a tear in his eye when the finger goes up?’

A BBC cricket commentator was talking about Alastair Cook being ruled out by the umpire for the last time ever when he said:

RANDY Tsar Peter gave everyone head in The Great – the decapitated heads of his Swedish enemies served up on a plate, that is.

It brought new meaning to eating your Swedes.

Not sure on the etiquette, though. Shouldn’t it be finger buffet first?

WANDA Vision (Disney+). Dee Snider in Cobra Kai. Tricia Helfer, BSG. Hugh Laurie in The Night Manager (BBC4). Life On Mars and Gene Hunt (Drama).

ARE rumours that aliens inhabit the Antarctic true, asked Ancient Aliens.

Obviously not. But they still managed to drag this crap out for an hour.

THE male fig wasp has a telescopic penis that is twice its body length (A Perfect Planet).

Eat your heart out, Naked Attraction! Granted, fig wasps mate with their unhatched sisters, but that’s the countryside for you.