Dodgy DVDs gone with the re-wind!

I WAS paying for petrol yesterday and looked around only to realise they no longer sell those DVDs of films that never made it into the cinemas.

When I got home, I thought I’d watch the classic Gone In 60 Seconds on DVD but I couldn’t find it anywhere. I was sure it was there a minute ago.

I guess I must have disc-arded it. Rick Astley is not great at lending out his Disney DVD collection. He’ll share Finding Nemo, but he’s never gonna give you Up.

When Blockbuster Video decided to upgrade from VHS and started renting out and selling DVDs, I went down to my local store right away as I wanted to get my hands on all the old Arnie Terminator movies.

I abandoned my search after a couple of minutes and sheepishly asked an assistant where they were located. The answer I got was “aisle B, back”.

Talking of back, the other night Monica and I watched three James Bond DVDs back to back.

Luckily, I was the one facing the telly, but I did make an effort to let her know what was happening during all the best bits. Anyhow, I admit I once tried to shoplift a Bond DVD, but the security guard scared The Living Daylights out of me.

The worst DVD I ever bought was one that supposedly dealt with disappointment in life…

When I got it home, the box was empty. Mind you, I suppose that means it was actually good, but I never bothered with the follow-up in case it was just more of the same.

After we bought our first DVD player, we hammered it so much it broke within a couple of months.

The disc drive busted. Oh well, that’s ejectile disfunction for you.