Bozo will crack on with the job

LET’S move on...

So Boris Johnson has gone down the Rob Ford route of handling a crisis.

Rob Ford (below, right) was the mayor of Toronto in Canada when in 2013 film emerged of him smoking a crack pipe.

Despite calls for him to quit, he refused to resign.

He said: “I have made mistakes, and all I can do right now is apologise for the mistakes.” He added: “I want to move forward.”

In true Rob Ford style, Bozo apologised again for Partygate, saying, “Plainly we all made mistakes” and: “It’s time to move on.”

Well there you have it.

Boris may not have been caught smoking crack, but he certainly was guilty of flagrantly breaking rules he made for the rest of us.

While people had to say goodbye to dying loved ones on the phone, he was in charge when many of his staff were boozing like it was last days of Rome. No wonder they were blurred in the pictures released in the report. P***ed? They were well and truly pixelated.

Sue Gray’s report was damning and revealed that during lockdowns, staff at No10 were guilty of excessive boozing, singing karaoke, breaking a swing, puking on floors, spilling wine on walls, enjoying wine-time Fridays and partying until past 3am on the eve of Prince Philip’s funeral. Does any of this sound like the lockdown experience of the rest of us?

Plus, some of the privileged nitwits were also rude to the cleaners and security staff at Downing Street.

You ’orrible lot.

And they knew they were in the wrong. Bozo’s top bod Martin Reynolds arrogantly boasted in an email: “Better than them focusing on our drinks (which we seem to have got away with).” Yet they all keep their jobs. And the slippery lump of lard Bozo thinks he’s got away with it too. Well, he may have done for the time being. But a lot of people will not say “Let’s move on” until it’s moving on without Boris.