re leah washington: wishing you a safe recovery sweetheart. we’re all with you, god bless. pete the blade That rollercoaster tragedy. why do people go on these horrible rides? Rosko, Leeds Feel so sorry 4 Leah Washington losing her leg at 17. I am baffled tho at remarks by kids who will happily ride these contraptions. Isn’t there enough out there 2 harm us without inviting more? GINNY P Seeing Miley Cyrus in Tuesday’s DS wearing pig mask reminded me of the saying about putting lipstick on a pig. Rather apt. G. Rudge YUK Viley Cyrus pass the sick bucket! Think somebody beat me to it and already spewed on you! And the poor pig looks embarrassed to be seen with you. Nastycol Fancy having a picture of a naked pig in daily star 10-6-15? oh let me look again, it’s miley Cyrus. Still Bill The Bus Helen Wood back in the BB house? I’d rather see Nikki Grahame, Mikey Dalton, Grace Adams Short, Imogen Thomas and Makosi in there. They were the tops. Teesside Girl It’s becoming unbearable to watch BB with Nick’s constant nosepicking habit. At 22:25 on Tuesday 9th, he even ate his pickings! In full view of all the other housemates! Southern Cazza, Hull Has anyone else noticed Harry frm BB sounds just like Janet Street Porter? Miss T now Lenny Henry bin knighted, perhaps he can pay to get summat done about his snorin on that stupid advert! Pauline brum Re leo leeds about lenny henry, you know youre in a good hotel when lenny henry is not there. ALAN SMALL, EDINBURGH Maybe the real reason behind the government demonising vaping (e-cigs) is because they are not raking in any revenue from it and want to force smokers into returning to real cigarettes so they can be taxed to the hilt. LEODIS So England’s Women’s football team only managed one shot on target and one goal against France. It’s games like this that lets women’s football down. PHANTOM TEXTER Put Jose in charge of England. bet I know what would happen. Chelseafan4eva No wonder BT charge so much for its tv sport package. Why so many pundits? A token woman and michael owen’s voice bores me to tears. mossy the bloody Tories are changing the rules to suit the rich, with privatisation of everything you can name, so they can lie back & do sweet FA, just hold the biggest shares. having robbed the poorest people, with all the cuts to our welfare & disabled, now we have food banks & sooner or later youth living on the streets & the highest crime rate, thanks Dave!! Hal 170 iPads to House of Lords. Half of em don’t know we got “electrickery” yet! Will they get their “man-servants” to work it for them? Alan T can anyone tell me why cyclists dont use cycle lanes and ride in road sometimes 4 abreast? I think it is totally ignorant. HGV driver if all the cars in the united kingdom were placed end to end, some fool would still pull out and try to pass them. MARTHUR good luck to Kappie Hayden & Ricky Share running from John O’Groats to lands end. at least starting at John O’Groats they are running downhill. Geordie Texts cost 25p plus standard network charges. SP: Spoke Ltd, W1B 2AG. Helpdesk: 0333 202 3390. I WAS passing by my local butchers shop when out runs a naked man.
He had about 3lb of bacon in his hand and the butcher chasing him was shouting “stop that thief ”.
Meanwhile two women were watching from across the road.
One says to the other: “I bet that thief has stolen streaky bacon.”
COCO, Wigton, Cumbria JOHN and Jim were talking. “What’s the matter Jim? You’re so quiet,” asked John.
“It’s my wife,” said Jim. “Ever since she’s been working overtime, she’s cut our sex to twice a week.”
“You’re lucky,” said John. “She’s cut me off completely.”
MARTHUR, by text