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LOL, Danny the hard man (NOT) Dyer suffering from exhaustion, he’s an actor for christ sake, he wants to try steel erecting and industrial sheeting 8 hours a day as I do, every day wot ever the weather. Foxiefella Danny Miller (emmerdale) looks a bit like Danny Dyer. Put him in charge of The Vic while dyers away from his “heavy” schedule. God he’s an actor 4 gods sake, he shd be able 2 hack a script. Swamp Duck talk about milking the system. No wonder all these peers wanted to stop in the EU. Their disgusting pensions. IE. Lord Kinnock £87,800 a year. How will he manage on that! MH We r always being told this a free country – free 2 do wot exactly? a dementia sufferer is fined £100 4 feeding a b **** y swan! SUNDANCE now Tory party cuttin our paralympic­s fundin just proves wot a evil party they are. sue Why are councils not spending our money on services... because theyre too busy giving their selves large pay packets. the Dodge Social care: Government and councils have known for years that people are living longer yet have done nothing to address the problem that now exists. It would be even worse if it wasn’t for family carers who are paid pittance and save the taxpayer millions per year. Now everyone will pay the price, 5% council tax and cuts in other services. Never mind MPs and council officials – you can give yourselves an 11% pay rise again. CARER The only difference between the Nazis and this government is Hitlers lot killed at birth, Tories kill dissabled slowly by benefit cuts!!! FUNKY LEVEN it’s little wonder why council tax is rising for care of the elderly when some councillor­s are earning more than the prime minister. MONK H put pre payment meters in parliament and the lords and make them pay for it then they will know how hard it is for people to keep warm. mad meg Is Paula Williamson mad wanting to marry lifer Charles Bronson? The once actress needs a reality check. I know a woman can sometimes find a dominant male appealing but a notorious prisoner! he could turn on her, this is taking fantasy too far. And I agree with Piers Morgan it seems to me this is a quick but stupid fix to find fame. Sort yourself out luv it’s not a coronation storyline. Marie Gosney Another gang of filth from Rochdale, been jailed for sex attacks on children, it’s time for Britain to bring back the hangman, get rid of the paedo scum. justice i watched The Railways That Built Britain & neva mind the army, navy & raf it turns out THE REAL HEROES of WW2 was the railway & its workers! babs hunt, m/c great piece about the late great george best in the star monday. was lucky enough to see the great man do a question and answer session a few years back, he was the best i’ve ever seen and the best there has ever been. Best by name, Best in the game. big dave osborne, prince the dog and family Why oh why is TVs Blind Date being brought back? Cilla said herself that she wanted to be remembered for her singing and not her tv work. PHANTOM TEXTER I said to my missus Monday night: There’s live football on BBC1 tonight luv. Any chance? She replied: The only way you’ll catch a glimpse of that is if they’ve got it on in the Rovers! Dave Henpecked I know Corrie’s Leanne was struggling in a lift to have her baby. But thought Johnny shouting out for a crowbar was a bit harsh. LEO,LEEDS marie billingham: Wots a quickie? Sum of us aint got time to breathe let alone waste valuable energy on mating. There’s enuf single mothers out there with multiple kids via different fathers having their fun at expense of taxpayer! We too tired to make cocoa! Lily the pink I had long been suspected of stealing from the builders merchants. One day police arrived with a search warrant. They left a few minutes later cursing and swearing. All they found were 4 sacks of gravel, 2 sacks of sharp sand and a bag of cement. I think they needed concrete evidence. THE SURGERY REGULAR What is a ramblers worst nightmare? A psycopath. AL My friend David had his ID stolen the other day, so now we just call him Dav. Jimmy Worsley Were napkins invented in the Serviette Union? CWC Rugby The man who invented the frisbee has just got divorced. His wife was fed up of his constant flings. Jim if you think swimming with dolphins is expensive you should try swimming with sharks – it cost me a arm and a leg. tony worksop Linzi Skelhorn forumpics@dailystar.co.uk Why have people only got negative comments 2 make about let it shine. Myself + my husband reckon it’s the best talent show we’ve seen in a long time + mel and graham norton r so funny with their one-liners. P.s. Night Fall have got 2 win with a voice like jason’s! Heather j Have you noticed how Mel & Sue’s faces are enough to put you off paying your licence fee? L L COOL LeBlanc eats a horse’s w***y, the show is being presented by a bunch of horses’ w ***** s, Top Gear is c** p, there’s no point in flogging a dead horse, i think i will stick 2 The Grand Tour. Tom Belfast Re DAVROS: I agree. Missy in Doctor Who just not as effective. For me The Master will always be Roger Delgado. Gareth Belfast Schofields African, Adventure, Cube, Mr And Mrs, This Morning and 5 Gold Rings, plus the guest slots. 1 Word, overexpose­d. Positive t BB House. The Jump, Barging, Dating – it’s just endless celeb tv rubbish. dave

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