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Seems ‘Cloud Cuckoo Land’ won the Oscars. LEO, LEEDS Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway... reading out La La Land and really Moonlight won, comical. Their faces – from climax to anti-climax. It’s a shame because it’s overshadow­ed the whole thing. Everyone loses out. xx Marie Billingham Moonlight becomes you, it goes with your hair...your Oscars .... your Alzheimer’s! Warren and Faye are like Catherine Tate’s nan! SOUP IN A BOX And the winner is – La La Land! Only joking, it’s Moonlight. Happened to Miss World once as well. DR OSCAR WHO A big well done to La La Land for actually winning The Oscars. And to Moonlight for getting the political vote. What a fix. L L COOL Does the UK really give a monkey’s about all the razzmatazz at the Oscars? Don’t think so. our tv reporters love it. liz cupar Likes of pampered Jodi Foster & Meryl Streep should crawl back into their state-of-the-art secured mansions PROTECTED BY WALLS & be thankful they don’t live in real world. Den, Perth Just as we’re thinking resurrecti­ng a dinosaur is a pipe dream – up pops Heseltine. Trev I see that doddering old goat Heseltine is the latest has-been trying to subvert the will of the people over Brexit. It’s about time we abolished the rest home for retired elephants that is called the Lords and used the money to save our NHS. SHAKEYMAN Heseltine going to stand up against the start of Brexit. this is the man who backed Thatcher in the miners dispute 100% and didn’t listen to no one but he did get a free lorry load of coal dumped on his door step. GRAFTER Sad to hear about the passing of Sir Gerald Kaufman, Labour MP for Manchester Gorton. Sir Gerald was a genuine socialist and was always ready to talk to the voters, and was always very helpful. RIP, Sir Gerald, you will be sadly missed. David Adler Does Lily Cole and all her luvvy pals think president trump gives a f*** about what they think, they need to find something useful to do on a Sunday. jonny lad. BIGMAN, significan­t difference is us women doing same jobs as u never received same rate of pay which is ongoing inequality thruout our working lives. Some of us x pected to work 5 yrs past our original retirement date too whereas males only 2 yrs past 65, we have every bloody rite to complain, shut YOUR whingeing bigman, u got it gud. Lily the pink How come Wayne Rooney’s agent cannot get him a club? Because he is asking for too much money. no player should get that. It’s spoiled football. Bernie, Wigan RIP Bill Paxton, I only knew him from Titanic and Twister. 61 is no age and so young these days. He looked good for his age though, he will be missed im sure. anon My mate spends that much time in the bookies he has sent out change of address cards. tony worksop Baroness Chakrabart­i says jailbirds have the human right to have a cell phone. I wonder why the Labour party are now the joke party. AL. DURHAM Lily Allen has only herself to blame. She has upset a lot of people with her publicity seeking and controvers­ial comments. AL i went to a soul/motown nite at the weekend it was very cold at the venue 3 degrees 4 tops SIDDY NOTTINGHAM It’s pancake day again, but the wife insists i make em coz she says i’m the best to**er she knows, bless her. THE VILLAGE IDIOT Robert Cameron in Glasgow, you need to see a psychiatri­st. Kill people because they’re illegal immigrants? Bampot. Brazilian electricia­n was an overstayer, he was going to WORK, he bought a paper, a ticket...wasn’t asked to stop, didn’t run anywhere, was reading paper on train when shot by the cops. They got it wrong. Got it, you mug? From the Dodge All the moaning about how Italy played their rugby, and the calling for a rule change. Get over it, they found a way to confuse us. We then found a way round it. Players, learn all the rules and train to them, not moan about someone using them. DC Staines i would love to know what all the posh boys get taught at eton. Hate the poor, obviously. jay The hens beat the roosters at footie last night, in a hard-fought game which was littered with fowls. EGGHEAD Chris Stoddart forumpics@dailystar.co.uk Scarlett Moffatt is a welcome addition to Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. I think Ashley from the Pussycat Dolls ran her course. now Scarlett will help Ant and Dec’s ratings rise. 8.7million viewers you go guys. Teesside Girl Gary Barlow is a great songwriter, but Ant and Dec bring real warmth and personalit­y to their TV shows. Gary doesn’t! ann Absolutely sick of seeing Phil Serrell on antiques shows. For gods sake give someone else a chance. PIP re The Voice and Tom Jones, it’s more than the voice, it’s about all round talent and selling records, too much focus on the voice is why past winners have failed. tom ur wrong. positive So will never listen to BBC radio anymore now Brian Matthew has gone the t**t in charge should be sacked, they done it with top gear presenters as well, not a clue these idiots in charge. Raging Ronnie

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