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the bust of Christiano Ronaldo, good job Wayne Rooney doesn’t have one. Scott Sunderland Lily Allen should concentrate on her miming skills and leave politics alone, she is worried what MAY happen when we leave the eu she hasn’t mentioned what HAS happened while being in part of it, I think its a bit of I’m all right Jack, get back to your Champagne life style. Bry Anglesey Smug Lily boasted she could live off her royalties if no one bought her records in the future. The privileged remoaner proves yet again that she doesnt live in the real world where leave voters want to live in a Britain that for once puts its own people first. Give it a rest Mrs Negative Knickers. Claire Vision Why is Lily Allen coming the celebrity luvvy bit over various parliametary issues. After all, should brexit cause problems will it affect her lifestyle? I think not. Mansfield Tony Lol @ Merkel saying the EU has lost a strong member in the UK. I assume ‘member’ is German for relentless money giver. Cliff Heath A few months ago I told texters that our polititians didn’t understand article 50. the reason mr. Junker and mr. tusk are sad is because to trigger article 50 means UK is out! They are sincere men and know what they are about to do to the UK Europe will make the UK PAY about 25 billion before trade discussions they will then block trade deals for years. steve the govt have sed that scotland will become a 3rd world country if it leaves the UK. not sure if it will improve to that extent but we’ll see. toffy Anyone paying 95 quid 4 a Victoria Beckham t-shirt need their heads examined. Her oversized ‘fashins’ r dire 2. Wouldnt pay a fiver. GINNY P problem with obese children is not sugar, its because they sit in their rooms playing computer games, not outside playing with their pals. kerry s Re: Marie Billingham, the judge was implying that any individual who gets blind drunk leaves themselves in a vulnerable position as they cannot physically look after one self or defend against an attacker. But as you say there is no excuse for rape full stop! anon Well said Marie Billingham. It certainly does not give any man the right to attack. Its like saying because a man wears a Man Utd football shirt it’s ok for him to be attacked by any opposing supporters. R Head never mind giving 800 million quid of lottery money to fund ‘back from the brink’ endangered wildlife species such as toads and beetles in UK! If waiting times to c a GP or consultant continue to rise in NHS, the endangered wil b homo sapien. Lily the pink Re the pot holes problem. Perhaps the powers that b could look into using volcanic rock by taking it back to its original form of lava and pouring it into the holes. A few million tons from the canaries should do the trick. I holiday in teneriffe and there r very few pot holes in there roads. WOODSTER Re the dodge staffies are very loving dogs. Very far from devil dogs. Dodge talks balls I agree about breastfeeding in public: Fed up with being called names because 1 object 2 having slurpy milky naked breasts while I’m eating. Not anti baby but am not obsessed either. What is wrong with a discreet cover up or r they just exhibitionists? Mum had 6 of us and never felt the need 2 expose herself in public! GINNY P i have about 300 pound coins and have to use them up by october 15th. I went to my local pound shop and spent £20. You should have seen the look on her face as i counted out 20 pound coins. Glenn shipley how come the new pound coin has got a irish shamrock on? an insult nothing to do with britain. tony fool riccall captain! they’re daffs, not rare amazonian orchids! jv Alphaone Selby: You’ve lost it, before decimalisation a mars bar cost 4p so for 1/6 you could buy 4 and get tupence change. DAVE DOCK whats the difference between bird flu and swine flu – one requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment. tony worksop Told my doctor that i get bored quite easily. He said it sounds as though you’ve got too much time on your hands, have you got any hobbies? I replied yes I collect watches. AL said 2 my mrs. “whats that box of daz doing on top of the telly?” She said, “we havent got ariel!” big dave osborne I’ve put a bet on the grand national for 40yrs and never backed the winner. Anyone got any tips for this year’s race? or should i just give up trying, it’s on my bucket list. HONEST AL Re Ken Barlow whodunnit. Was definately Eccles. She always has a guilty face. Avon calling Eccles can be ruled out as attacking Ken. The only Barlow still talking to him. The other Dog Whisperer Ken Barlow the twist will be Amy. other soaps have child killers. the saying goes mother like daughter. Paul.ov.jarra eastenders walford square, must rank ahead of mosul, as the worlds most dangerous place to live right now! Sheila Antiques: Philip Serrell has put the beef on. Thanks to our TV licence fee. SCOUSE Now he’s made a name for himself Phil Serrell is one arrogant man the way he speaks to shop owners. JASPER So Peter Andre says that he begged his manager to cancel bookings due to him suffering from panic attacks. Shouldn’t that be booking? PHANTOM TEXTER i think the reason elton & the beckhams DIDNT attend george’s funeral was it WASNT all about them & their giant egos, couldnt take it! clive sweeney, basildon Where is TV gettin these “plum in the mouth” kids 4 adverts from? Chelsea? Lets have some funny down to earth kids who aint got silly voices. 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