TEXT Maniacs

° New way to win a football match – try score early then defend rest of the game and try n spoil other team from playing by kicking em diving around n time wasting well done Chelsea you’ve done football proud !!!!!! BIG ECHO !!!!

° Talking to some Bluenoses after Derby match and they all reckoned Steve McLaren and Blues would be a great fit, with his wealth of experience. Zola nice bloke but just not right. Derby fans were saying he’d do a good job here. BRUMFAN

° Listen uncle spack. U put real in front of ya name becoz u think ya da dogs doo-dahs & ya not. Da wirral is full on liverpool ok. Real lfc col wirral

° Idiotic blues trying to goad “where is your new ground?” why would we want to move from the fort and place where we have launched and conquered england and europe so many times? Liverpool fc is anfield. Poor blues always chewing toffee and talking strange through contorted mouthes as it gets stuck in their teeth. MUSCLES LFC

° Im betting every last 1 of the so called kopites on ere have neva evn bin on m/ side let alone shamfield. Ive had a ssn tkt @ o/t for yrs. Ha. Paul cook

° Met some of the Kent boys out playing golf and they reckon Kent will fly this season. Certainly looks like it judging by the way they smashed Glos. WHITE HORSE

° If Blues midfielder Reece Brown, is so good, how come Rowett and Zola hardly played him? He’s 21 now, if he had that much ability he’d be in the team! What’s the problem! ZULU BLUES

° The magpie if u had bin given a penalty the whole game wud change from that moment u wud never get players in exact position again 2 score 2nd or ritchie mite hav missed pen in the 1st place. SUNDANCE

° If my 14 year old son had a record at school like Zola’s at Blues he would be expelled! And I would confiscate his X Box! TILTON ROAD

° BIRMINGHAM’S BOARD DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING. CAN WE HAVE A REFERENDUM? KINGSTANDING BLUES °Ê Ur liverpool shirt badge is now half green. looks irish wheres the shamrocks u donuts. john. Kop ken

° I’ve only text in a few times but always look at dssport texts and can see now why fans call cfc1 a village idiot my 4 year old daughter his more brains than him ncfc tid we be back. Yellow canary

° Arsenal should pay sanchez and ozil whatever they want, then buy griezmann before utd and pay him the same. Pete