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RE 170mph biker, WHY? I ride a motorbike but have never felt the need to try these stupid antics on the road! If you want to speed go to a track day and speed in relative safety. All the speeders are doing is giving the anti motorbike brigade more ammunition against the thousands of decent bikers out there. My condolence­s to the family of the victim. The Bulleteer i think all bikers ride dangerousl­y, I cannot remember being in front of a biker who didn’t overtake me. The safety slogan to car drivers is Think Biker, it should be Bikers Think. BA Gary I was giving praise to Bikers. What I was saying was that they wear leather clothing to protect their bodies combined with their helmets some people find intimidati­ng. Farouk So Coleen Nolan has been slammed for telling Harvey that he looked tanned after his holiday with mum Kate Price. Well I’m mixed race and often get told how tanned I look after I’ve caught the sun and take it as a compliment. So please don’t be offended on my behalf. L L COOL what big, brave men the scum from the English Defence League are. Surroundin­g and terrorisin­g a young woman! Get one on his own and he’d probably wet his pants with fright. Good for saffiyah khan for sticking up for the young woman. Scumbags. hull hazel Authoritie­s denying critically ill baby Charlie Gard chance of life a disgrace. More spent on legal aid improving life for pervs & terrorists. Den, Perth Council tax rises meant 4 social care, NOT 4 council Fatcats earning more than the PM. Govt should cap all council chiefs income. Lotus Lil What is it with chefs, meat adverts and cooking programmes. They all show the meat being uncooked in the middle being served up. During my growing up days meat had to be cooked thoroughly. The only exception was people wanting their steaks rare. Nowadays the meats are all pink or red in the middle. Crosshill at last! The jocks r nuts wantin a permit 4 nessy. It does not exist, it’s not real, it’s pretend. It’s a piece of wood with tyres nailed 2 it. seasickdin­ks It is not just Broadchurc­h that has portrayed men in the usual Stereotype­s. Weak, predatory, etc. Every programme with police in it, the senior officer is a woman. The exception, oddly enough, being Broadchurc­h. Don’t ever think we haven’t noticed what is going on. The Bear, south london not more war fears. We should be on world war 32 since 2001 if you listen to the doommonger­s. Let’s just carry on. MARSY We dont need middle east wars, we’re not british empire anymore. Jimmy peters diss norfolk if a nuclear war happens & i survive, apart from family & friends, i would miss ds forum page. anon essex picture on forum page: Fitting tribute to murdered PC Keith Palmer. R.I.P to him and the other people murdered. joey Whenever i find the key to success. Someone changes the lock! Swamp duck i bought a gazebo, the instructio­ns said a 7 year old could put it up, unfortunat­ely i could not find a 7 year old. tony worksop The wife said are you taking the mick out of the new shoes I’ve bought. I said well they are mockasins. AL,DURHAM went in pub say 2 the lady behind bar “vodka and tonic please”, she says “single?”i said, “bit personal aint it??” alchy alf aylesbury Asked doctor why i had no energy and he said what did i eat. I only have ham n cheese toastie, tuna and onion toastie and cheese n onion toastie. He said it looks like a very badcase of mix-a-mytoasties. Sickboy last time i went to macdonalds i destroyed the front shop and hospitalis­ed four people. it’s not my fault. There was a sign outside which said ‘drive in’. shug. clydebank I said “Look here, doctor, if you had no patients you’d be redundant; out on the street with a begging bowl. I make an appointmen­t here every week. I think that I should be Supremo at this practice with ALL PERSONS obeying my every word.” “And what did you come here to see about today?” asked the doctor. “My feet hurt” I said. “I think,” said the doctor, “you may be getting a little too big for your boots.” THE SURGERY REGULAR I posted a joke on social media about United Airlines, but they forcibly removed it. THE MAGPIE Bloke told me he’d found the golden fleece and asked where he could get it valued. I said try woolworths. AL Can’t understand why people are so snotty to me. TISH HUGHES When I was a lad we were so poor and hungry, I dressed in a dog costume so that ugly kids with a pork chop necklace would play with me! Duffy Surely eamonn holmes has earned enough money during his long tv career to afford a few more holidays, rather than doing a double shift on itv over easter! ann sat down to watch new Antiques Rd Trip (BBC2) to my dismay producer’s changed listing & replaced with Bargin Hunt! Bah Humbug. nodrog Perthshire We needed another Valerie in Emmerdale. Now we’ve got one in Faith. She’s brilliant. Well done to Sally Dexter who plays her. MARLENE NORTHANTS I completely agree with EBG about Noel Fitzpatric­k, he’s passionate about making animals better and warm and caring with the owners. He’s definitely my hero. Lou Lou peter kays car share – wot a load of tosh. george ridge sw london Ref Mike Stand Dstar 11th Apr Princess Diana has only been gone 20yrs in August not 25. 31/8/ 97. LONDON LASS re: Ker: It’s too late m8 rickets is back. Av yer heard Adam Rickets singing? rickets wud be less painful. E.R ACHE its so rude of people like Alan Brazil, Jim white on talksport never reading out people’s text messages after they ask you to send in your text. Twizzle top TROUBLE getting hold of your Daily Star? Let us know where and when by text, using the details at the top of the page.

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