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How deluded is Paul Burrell? Princess Diana wouldn’t have been at your wedding – you were her servant, you cleaned her toilet and sorted her socks into pairs. BA how does jobless homeless Matthew Nuttall spend 20 quid a day on spice? BTOPP WIGAN The way Kate price is pushing her daughter to look like she does, she will end up being a spoilt escort girl at 20. stockton jeff Kate Price let your daughter have a childhood. YOU MORON. PIP Kate Price will do anything for publicity even using her own 9 year old daughter posing as a model. DISGUSTING. ANNE FIELD There’s people out there with much bigger problems than Mel B, only they haven’t got the money for the best lawyers 2 sort them out. She married the prat, it’s her problem 2 sort out. Tom Belfast Marlene Northants: our heritage and customs and history is slowly disappeari­ng – fox hunting is a spectacle that is hundreds of years old and shouldn’t have been banned. Fat tone ref the bravery gong for pc keith palmer – let’s make sure the government erect a memorial stone @westminste­r, as we did for wpc yvonne fletcher. mr. ricoh Football fans should unite against terror and kick the cowards in the balls. The Dortmund bus blast just highlights these cowards are hell bent on causing havoc and trying to scare us again. Will we cower? NO, so f*** you idiots. Marie Billingham mr trump mr putin and assad in the words ov john and yoko give peace a chance. kerry s Trump, putin, un, your billions are going to be worthless if this escalates to war, remember the commandmen­t love thy neighbour, s**t world for kids to grow up in isn’t it. anon oxford humans the dominant species on the planet the most intelligen­t the most inventive: child abuse, species wiped out, war, such inventiven­ess, such intelligen­ce. Fen wulf Russia, USA, China, N-Korea etc. Who will be first to push the button that starts WW3. WHEN NOT IF Corbyn knows he has no chance in Gen Elec that’s why he’s coming out with stupid statements. £10 per hr it would be nice but businesses would fold over nite, the fruit and veg growers would be no more which means this country would be held to ransom to pay what ever the European countries say we pay – that’s just for starters, unemployme­nt sky high, cost of living sky high and a country close to bankruptcy again. GRAFTER As toxic Alex Salmond re-emerges it is worth noting even more toxins come out of Scotland all year long. Leaving from Glasgow, on a 900 mile round trip, large dark green lorries carry nuclear weapons for their ‘m.o.t.’ + waste. In the last 18yrs they have racked up 180 ‘accidents’! Summat more scary than Nicola Krankie? Bromull yes this government is making a pigs ear of education, housing, the NHS, immigratio­n etc and we all know what to expect when the tories are in power but people still vote them in. but what is the alternativ­e? Corbyn, McDonnell and McCluskey? god help us. gts If unemployme­nt is at a 10 year low why are the Tories so keen to A: drive the chronicall­y disabled back to work and B: raise the retirement age to 70 and beyond? Seabird the torys wont stop energy companys rises, most have shares in them. kerry s Waving placards won’t get rid of the tories, we need general strikes and people power! Stevie, m/well Advice to Tim Farron: Perform your ‘speeches’ in front of a mirror, with an amplifier, so you too can suffer your sanctimoni­ous drivel. Trevull We get loads of political advice from many texters, so why don’t we start our own Forum Party? Bet we’d get plenty of MPs into Parliament. Then, we could sort out the UK properly. KC LEEDS Scientists unravel why laces come undone. Nice one eggheads i wonder how long that took you? Thats all the worlds problems solved. SLIP ONS If you see a bunny laying little brown eggs, don’t eat them, they’re not chocolate! FUNKY LEVEN To Honest Al. Glad you took my tip! I also had One For Arthur! Congratula­tions to the Golf Widows!! JoM Tried sending messages, won’t go on this smart phone! anon Re anne field: I agree, i’ve adopted a tiger, snow leopard, polar bear, whale, donkey and an elephant. I’ve no room for a Bl”?!y School. DAVE DOCK My wife is going to be a mummy soon. Just got her head to wrap. WIL I AMKNOT please simon, tell your cameramen to focus on the acts on bgt instead of the panel, audience, ant n dec. delboy langlees When I started to watch Doctors today (12 April), I expected to see a drama about medical issues, NOT a sketch from “Monty Python’s Flying Circus”. The script writers have well and truly lost the plot. David, Rochdale Never watched Peter Kay’s Car Share before, but can’t believe how much i enjoyed it. Brilliant. Asymmetric­al as bad as the ‘Nightly Show’ is it’s nowhere as dire as Newsnight now is with the very unappealin­g Evan Davis. Rest Easy ITV. Stew, yks amazing how consistent­ly bad so called “experts” r on bargain hunt but the champion loser must b the charming, eccentric but gullible charles hanson. So if u c charles cumin towards u, take a shoe off, put £180 on it and wen charlie boy gets it 4 £150 he’s delighted. Bantaman was listening to a sports program on Sunday morn and someone called Georgie Bingham was on. talk about me me me. Who is she? Tony Anne field: I would love to have your name, was you named after one of the best football stadiums in the world? Anfield. YNWA. The kopelle x TROUBLE getting hold of your Daily Star? Let us know where and when by text, using the details at the top of the page.

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