It’s Le Robster

NOEL Gallagher is considering the wondersnip. The rocker – who has sons Sonny and Donovan with wife Sara Macdonald, and model daughter Anais with ex Meg Mathews – is now contemplating a vasectomy. The 49-year-old said: “I suppose if I sat down and talked about it with my wife then I suppose we’d come to some kind of conclusion.

“I know people that have had them and then had to get them reversed because then they decided they wanted more children… I’m not old.” LET Robbie Williams entertain you… in French!

After poor chart performances over here, Stoke’s favourite son has ditched English for his latest single and re-recorded Time On Earth entirely in French.

The track is already making waves on radio stations in France and is a totally different release to his new UK single Mixed Signals.

The English version of Time On Earth only features on the deluxe edition of his The Heavy Entertainment Show album, but Robbie wanted to do something French to reflect spending more time over there.

The star began studying the language back in 2013 after being inspired by his wife Ayda Field, who is fluent after living in Paris.

He said: “I holiday in France, I love French football, my wife speaks French fluently, she spent a lot of time there, our daughter Teddy will go to a French school. If I don’t learn French, they’re going to speak in code and I’m not going to know what they’re saying. So I’m going to learn to speak French in time.”

It’s not Robbie’s first attempt at singing avec a beret on. Back in 2000 he released a version of Supreme (L’amour Supreme) – from his third LP Sing When You’re Winning – which got to No.12 in France.

His pal Ed Sheeran also played a hand in inspiring Robbie’s foreign language adventure. The Robster Orlando Bloom knew that Ed was singing in Spanish on his track Barcelona and was tailoring other tracks like Galway Girl for certain audiences when he tours those countries.

And Robbie already has a song for the Eastern bloc – Party Like A Russian.