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Getting sick of all these new “charities” springing up on t/v asking for weekly donations for children and animals with problems. No doubt all the executives will get their thousands before anything goes to the sufferers who it is intended for. It’s the same with all charities. The executives come first. KC LEEDS The Queen won’t be wearing her crown 4 opening of parliment cos it’s too heavy. Some fool will be carrying it. Got a better idea marm why dont u contribute it to the nhs? U aint gonna miss it. Plus u can say youve give somethink back. Swamp duck Just a thought about Sgt. Blackman – how would readers react if the roles were reversed? Or is it only OK if our soldiers kill unarmed Muslims? basmaniac the PM wont go on a tv debate because if she breaks more promises it will be recorded. Kerrs perhaps only way to get corbyn on tv would be remake of worzel gummidge not make up required and for once corbyn would be in field of his own. ian suffolk If the tories win this election say bye bye to the NHS. andy s every working class or middle class person is going to suffer more cuts if the tories win the next election. ava if the torys cut school funding we will have a generation ov ilitorate children. jo jo Schools closing with head lice, malnurishe­d children. back to victorian times. Tam Theresa May more popular than Thatcher – who isn’t! tubs Even UKIP is in chaos. Farage should have stayed and finished job he started. PIP The EU ministers can’t stand the torys or the english because ov their arrogence. kerry s Hard Brexit...why? We voted out ie we want to be independen­t. Our choice, right or wrong our choice. So people should deal with us independen­tly. Why make it a hard Brexit unless there is a deep seated internatio­nal hatred for Britain and this all about a vendetta and revenge. Richard Head HOW DARE the EU demand MORE money from us, they have had enough from the British people, do they really think that we need them? I THINK NOT! they can whistle for more. MOGGIE CAT. They always say that the rockiest roads lead to the most beautiful destinatio­ns. The sooner we put EU in our rear view mirror, the better. Den, Perth All this talk of world war 3. At least it’s a change from Brexit. But still as boring. anon The Ruskies say half of Trumps missiles didn’t land on that airfield in Syria? with the ‘craters’ on A roads an Mways here, think i know where they ended up! BOB why do we all suffer for drunken idiots on a plane? let them have 1 drink per boarding card and anyone causing trouble have 14 nights in a cell and £2,000 fine. Simples, steve gornal I wonder if Rose Clifford realises she has just given the HMRC go ahead to ask for the tax on unearned income, and has told them how much she is earning. Stockton jeff Shaking toolmaker, eat your words about Joshua’s glass jaw. Anthony Joshua is now a true champion of the world. Dirk Warrington. re Louise redknapp, so to look stunning? these days you need a fake orange tan and a pair of old scruffy ripped jeans. might give it a go. jonny lad. I said to my wife “I’m getting a bit bored and I’m thinking of going on a course. Have you got any suggestion­s?” “Why don’t you try a course in female anatomy?” she said. “It’s something you obviously know nothing about.” THE SURGERY REGULAR The salt sea air in the face an pickld herring, shouting Avast ther u landlubba, giv me ur gold, is tireing. career change needed, off t b a Banker. Pirate Hi Pete the Cheat! The one that annoys me most on t.v. apart frm “go compare” is the young couple jst moving in to their new home, hubby going into kitchen, wife saying “Before u go can u jst sign this insurancep­olicy”. Don’t knw WHY their kitchen is so dangerous that he’s got to tke out life insurance before he goes into it! Nickipops gravesend There is nothing more illogical then the behaviour, attitude, reasoning, opinions of the human being. Ahh the human being. So god does have a sick sense of humour. anon Probably the most daring thing I’ve ever done is to eat a Rich Tea biscuit – can anyone beat that? Ray, Keighley Can’t believe how much Jedward totally ruined TV’s Pointless on Saturday. Just why are these two fools given air time? Misguided fans maybe? PHANTOM TEXTER. Having seen Jedward on Pointless Celebritie­s, anyone NOT wanting the Tories to win the Election should petition for Jedward to endorse them. we’d never hear from the Tories again! Billy Bunter Re Rylan Clark-Neal’s new teatime show ‘Babushka’. I bet Pointless viewing figures go through the roof. LL COOL I’m not normally a fan of Amanda Holden but well done to her for pressing her gold button on BGT and putting a comedian through. We all need a good belly chuckle in these uncertain times. LEO,LEEDS Katherine Ryan on “Live At The Apollo” ripping the hell out of Cheryl & Taylor Swift was brilliant! Give her her own show, BBC. David G So Kate Price wants her name down for Strictly Come Dancing or Dancing on Ice, shows desperatio­n of a has-been, on its way out. Stockton jeff Kate Price judge on Strictly? I know egotists think the world revolves around them but someone from Mind should sit her down & give her a talking to as she needs help. Jimmy Riddle TROUBLE getting hold of your Daily Star? Let us know where and when by text, using the details at the top of the page.

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