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When is the clown Corbyn going to stand down. Nobody is going to vote for Labour with Corbyn at the helm. Stockton jeff when corbyn gets kicked out of his party there’s a job down here at the farm as a muckspread­er! Farmer giles n.Wales don’t know why there’s an election in June, there’s only one party in the running, that’s the Tories, Labour Party can’t even agree on what day it is, they’ve had 2 years to sort their problems out, yet they are further away now than they were 2 years ago, Corbyn is a complete joke! Reg Pollard As the World is fearing WW3, the old and disabled are fearing another 5yrs of the Nasty Party, Jeremy the Gerbil trundles round on his wheel mumbling about banning junk food ads. WHAT ABOUT banning the bedroom tax, NHS and pension caps, ATOS and MPs criminal expenses? For the sake of this Nation; come up with some credible OPPOSITION! Trevull DIRE STRAITS! not the rock band, the labour party. Bye Bye to Corbyn after junes election. ODDS ON Make no mistake vote tory and the NHS as we know it will be gone in 5 years time. It has already started doctors quitting then getting mega bucks from the NHS AS LOCUMS. gery LIVI R the tories putting something in the water, brainwashi­ng folk into thinking everything is rosy in the uk. anonz This Govt. proposal (yawn) to cap energy prices is tosh, they can just up the spurious ‘standing charge’, re-inflicted on the Nation by Big6 crony Cameron. Bromull why are we still in so much debt after years ov austerity. jo jo when any tory mp is interviewd they never look the intervier in the face. Ally if the tories had their way they would bring back slavery oh they have, zero hour contracts. Kit The council election results show just how out of touch with the people labour are. Will be even worse for them in june. AL Election! Napoleon crowned HIMSELF emperor of france, i.e the world. WE had to prove him wrong. Hitler was freely elected as Chancellor. THEN, once in power, he changed all the rules. WE had to do it again. T. May campaigned for UK TO REMAIN in EU. As did Cameron. They both now get a PM’s pension, regardless of what happens. And they will be richer if they help their chums in THEIR WORLD! NON-TRUSTER Politician­s always seem to respond to questions but never appear to give any proper answers. Frauds. SG obesity front of news again particular­ly in kids ans is simple get theresa to give back to the skools towns nd villages the playing fields her idol maggie offloaded to her chums in the building trade nd parents kick ass wiv all the electronic­s. robtin well said Paul chivers, somebody with common sense at last, trouble is brits are hypocrites, they believe the rubbish the government tells them, about the minor few who develop problems, while drinking alcohol, the worst drug in the world!!! Mark Chichester when we leave the eu can we send jurgen klopp back home, the man is not right in the head. jonny lad how stupid is that, wall climbing as a sport in the next olimpics! Seasickdin­ks So a beach that was washed away 33 years ago in Ireland has reappeared. Guess there’s hope for Brighton yet. L L COOL i wonder which religion out of the 2000 or so stephen fry offended by stating he does not believe in god – what’s happend to free speech, scrap blasphemy law wasting police time. nostgic bill got a bit of a slating for spelling recently (nf fan). So just for this one text, no text spelling and perfect grammar and punctuatio­n as you would expect from someone who got a-level english language in 1968 when it actually meant something... Whatever happened to needing a-levels to qualify for university. Nowadays, if you can count to ten it’s, oh, i’m going to “UNI”. No you’re not, if you have not got a-levels, you are going to polytechni­c. Is that an a+ then? Bantaman lily der rose. I think your phone’s spell checker needs looking at. Lol. PAT THE CAT sitting here in east scotland wrapped up like fish supper in thermals and winter jumpers knitting a chunky scarf for summer. Global warming? Not here! Lily the pink If at first u dont succeed. Blame someone else an seek counsellin­g! Momma towel big dave the osborne, prince dog and family enfield why do sky sports have Gary Neville on commentati­ng can’t stand his voice – stopped my sky subscripti­on. Him on I will not pay, rant over. Twizzle top There seems to be a growing opinion that the new ITV Quiz show ‘Babushka’ is so poor, the BBC’s show ‘Pointless’ will soon gain a massive share of ITV’s viewers. The more obvious solution would be to scrap ‘Babushka’ and send Rylan back to Phil and Holly, for the simple reason that ‘Babushka’ is indeed pointless. Quinny, Middleton See “JORDAN” is walking around like a s*** again. One self obsessed woman. Pip EGB ur right the celebs gowns and dresses they wear leave nothing to the imaginatio­n they may as well wear nothing. WISHFUL THINKER To CHARLTON GARRY: Gives me goosebumps listening to squeeze, reminds me how old i’m getting. Charlton supporter eh, so you’re the one. Just thought i’d Squeeze that one in. AL, SEIMER A scruffy drunk stopped me in the street and asked “Have you any spare change”? I said “God helps them who help themselves” – so he hit me over the head with his bucky bottle and robbed me! FUNKY LEVEN TROUBLE getting hold of your Daily Star? Let us know where and when by text, using the details at the top of the page.

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