ABBOTT’S BACK
DIANE Abbott will return as Shadow Home Secretary after being forced to take a break days before the General Election.
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn confirmed his one-time girlfriend would return to the front bench.
Ms Abbott blamed diabetes for a series of carcrash interviews where she bungled basic maths.
Mr Corbyn commented: “Diane suffers from type 2 diabetes and suffered a great deal during the latter part of the election campaign.”